Tuesday, June 20, 2006

::pokes head up from under morass of tasks and general disarray::

Here's a quick tip from your ol' Uncle Jack...

If you're ever caught in the hell of FedEx's voice response system and just want to talk to a living, breathing human, don't despair. Just say "operator" and you'll be talking to another homo sapiens before you know it.

Ciao!

::dives head-first back into Lake Wow-Am-I-Busy::

Posted @ 6:30 PM

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Thursday, June 01, 2006

I know he's been the governor of California for a couple of years now. The jokes about the Governator have become tired and stale, and it's well past time that we simply think of the man as the Golden State's chief executive, at least as long as he's in office.

That said, if a little chill doesn't run down your spine when you read this headline...

Schwarzenegger to Order Troops to Border
...then friend, you ain't breathin'.

Posted @ 5:20 PM

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