Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Take the unspeakable lameness of American Idol. Mix in the unparalleled dreck that is Grease. Season to (lack of) taste, bake for 35 minutes in a 400 degree oven, then remove and allow to cool (despite the fact that it will never be cool).

That's the recipe for NBC's new mid-season replacement show, You're the One That I Want, a "talent competition series [that] will search for the next Sandy Dumbrowski and Danny Zuko to star in a June 2007 Broadway revival" of arguably the most over-rated musical of all time.

It's almost like they were trying to create a show I'd go out of my way to avoid.

Posted @ 6:22 PM

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