Sunday, October 17, 2004

To echo what my buddy Gina said recently, there are so many reasons to love Jon Stewart.

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A few weeks back, I channel-surfed past a couple different shows featuring CGI-enabled talking animals. I struck me that there's a tolerance threshold for this stuff, but it varies depending on the particular animal. I worked up this handy list to help others navigate the treacherous waters of "cute" verbal critters:

• cats & dogs - 30 seconds
• kangaroos - 90 seconds
• lizards - 2 minutes
• cows - 5 minutes
• horses - 22 minutes plus commercials (includes mules)
• pigs - 85 minutes

Your mileage may vary.

Posted @ 10:49 AM

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